1) Don't trust your (Doug's) math on football attendance
b) if you have a question about football, send it to the "regulars" list, don't just ask Paul (or Mike). This is an anarcho-syndicalist commune, no-one's in charge.
iii) This one's for everyone, not just Doug: if I'm loafing in to the end zone that slowly and you don't chase me, you deserve to get trash talked by Blake. *cough* Ryan *cough*